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Just for Fun...Improbable Quilting Business Names

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The worst mental picture for me--a local quilter has "Barbed Wire Stitches".

Yep--her name is Barb and they live on a "ranch". I just visualize her using a big iron needle to pull barbed wire through a quilt...... or maybe getting her arm stitched up by a doctor after she gets cut by barbed wire. All-around not so good.:D


Linda Rech

Finely Finished Quilts

Millennium on Bliss rails--hand-guided

http://www.topperquilttools.com

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Happy Wife Quilting

my friend calls my quilting situation (no business here) this because dh always says, 'happy wife, happy life'

everytime she comes up for a quilting overnight she sends me a thank you and adds this to my address.

she's a pip and i love having her here - it's a treat when she comes!!!


Meg

"Do small things with great love." Mother Teresa

"Life's too short to fuss with thread." Meg Fazio

http://theonewiththreadsonherclothes.blogspot.com/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/megfazio

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Improbable Quilting Business Names:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Machine Quilting Services

Manic Depressive Machine Quilting Services

I Hate Quilters In General Machine Quilting Services

Terrible Tension Machine Quilting Services

You want me to quilt your ugly quilt? Ha! Machine Quilting Services

Just Released from Prison Machine Quilting Services

I've Got a Gun, And a Longarm, and I'm not Afraid to use Both, Machine Quilting Services


"Of all the things a woman's hands have made---The quilt so lightly thrown across her bed---The quilt that keeps her loved ones warm---Is woven of her love and dreams and thread." excerpt from The Romance of the Patchwork Quilt by Carrie A. Hall
 

:rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes: 

Shana in North Pole, Alaska ---- The Farthest North APQS Sales Rep  
 Always quilting with her faithful friend, Mademoiselle Madeleine Millennium, Bliss-fully skating gracefully...and having lots of fun with IntelliQuilter

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Do You Feel Lucky, Punk, Creative Quilting

My Way Or The Highway Machine Quilting

Passive-Aggressive Longarm Quilting (right down the road from Shana's Manic Depressive MQS!)

Big Old Huge Stitches in a Funny Color Thread Quilting Company

Stashbusters Unite Machine Quilting

If Life Gives You Melons You Might Be Dyslexic Stitching

(this is fun!--my fave is Shana's "You Want Me To Quilt Your Ugly Quilt? Ha! Machine QS!)


Linda Rech

Finely Finished Quilts

Millennium on Bliss rails--hand-guided

http://www.topperquilttools.com

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:P :P :P

I'm glad I am not the only wicked quilter in the bunch. :)


"Of all the things a woman's hands have made---The quilt so lightly thrown across her bed---The quilt that keeps her loved ones warm---Is woven of her love and dreams and thread." excerpt from The Romance of the Patchwork Quilt by Carrie A. Hall
 

:rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes: 

Shana in North Pole, Alaska ---- The Farthest North APQS Sales Rep  
 Always quilting with her faithful friend, Mademoiselle Madeleine Millennium, Bliss-fully skating gracefully...and having lots of fun with IntelliQuilter

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I Drink and Drive My Longarm Machine Quilting Serivces


"Of all the things a woman's hands have made---The quilt so lightly thrown across her bed---The quilt that keeps her loved ones warm---Is woven of her love and dreams and thread." excerpt from The Romance of the Patchwork Quilt by Carrie A. Hall
 

:rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes: 

Shana in North Pole, Alaska ---- The Farthest North APQS Sales Rep  
 Always quilting with her faithful friend, Mademoiselle Madeleine Millennium, Bliss-fully skating gracefully...and having lots of fun with IntelliQuilter

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What about "Rech-It Quilting Service?" A play on Linda Rech's name.

Linda....I hope you are laughing at this. Your quilting is stunning, so it is not meant as a description of what you really do. (((Hugs.)))


Sandra Darlington

Darlington Quilts

2005 APQS Liberty, Circle Lord Enhanced

sandradarlington@aol.com or

DarlingtonQuilts@Gmail.com

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Originally posted by sandradarlington

What about "Rech-It Quilting Service?" A play on Linda Rech's name.

Linda....I hope you are laughing at this. Your quilting is stunning, so it is not meant as a description of what you really do. (((Hugs.)))

Sandra!! I love it!:P:P:P

My son says I should add "Let me Rech your quilt" to my business cards.

But then again, we always tell him we wanted to name him Otto!;)


Linda Rech

Finely Finished Quilts

Millennium on Bliss rails--hand-guided

http://www.topperquilttools.com

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I make baby items for people on request. The real and actual name of that part of my company is "Tiny Tots and Little Snots." It is on my business cards and when I finish a baby item I attach only the "Tiny Tots gift tag on it. :D


Just Sew Simple Sylvia Blissett APQS Freedom '09 "Stitch" Circle Lord 2010 “"Until one has loved an animal, Part of their soul remains unawakened.”

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Wow! I just can't top any of these right now, but have really enjoyed reading them!


Judi Olson

Garden City Quilting

Love my Millennium!!  :wub:

" ~ Aspire to Inspire before you Expire ~ "

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