Just Sew Simple Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Gonna be a Bear! In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you are mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Sylvia too, too funny but so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizziesgirl Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why can't I be a bear now? Part of that I already do. At least the part with don't mess with my kids and waking up growling and occasionally the hairy leg thing, excess body fat and I could hibernate very easy. Yup that's it I'm a BEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I'm with Sheryl....why wait...already a bear...and have been growling for 3 days. I hate long school breaks...5 days is just to long.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyLynn Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 That is just to funny. Thanks for the chuckle today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I think I know someone like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarieBrewer Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I love it. I'd like it to be ok to eat myself silly. Been on a diet for a week now. Why must our pants keep shrinking? Anyway, forget the growling and sleeping part, I just want to eat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoriasews Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Wonderful idea! I'm signing up for the bear club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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