Quilting Heidi Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 OK girls so hubby thinks he is so funny. I told all that I wanted a new Immersion blender for Christmas. I've worn two of them out. They really come in handy. Any who hubby says he looked and looked but couldn't find one that I would really like and vs getting me something I didn't like he gave me a coupon. Sounds like an ok idea but here is his disclosure at the bottome of the coupon: Immersion blender Coupon This coupon entitles you to one Immersion blender of your choice. It is important to understand that the coupon is only valid if you comply with the rules as stipulated below. Rules: For this coupon to be valid you must redeem it within 12 hours and 47 miutes of the acceptance of said coupon. You must use this coupon on the third Thursday of the fourth month when there is a full moon and you need to be driving a Ford with one bald tire. Having met these simple stipulations you will also need to choose an Immersion Blender that is lime green in color, weighs between 10 1/2 and 11 1/4 ounces and costs between 19.93 & 19.97. Having found several suitable models to choose from you must complete your sale at the register in 37 seconds. Good luck if you choose to use this coupon and expect that cheap bas*** of a husband to pay for it. Remember if you fail to comply with even one of these simple rules you will not receive your immersion blender and you will not be able to purchase any crafting items or supplies for a period of not less than 6 months. Isn't he special? Just for that I'm going on a spending spree!:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BethDurand Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 What a hoot. Definetly a spending spree. I think there's a need for a trip to a quilt shop in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Butler Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 ROFLMAO!!!! Nice sense of humor!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingstitcher Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Tell him you got him a coupon too. Tell him that you will serve one hot cooked meal per day for a month. The stipulation is that they will be lime green, prepared on a $19.93 budget for the whole month, and he must consume them only between the hours of 3:00 am and 3:15 am after which he shall be obligated to wash the entire day's dishes, dry them and put them away in their original location. If he fails to do any of this for a month, then you get three blenders of your choosing for free, making his aforementioned coupon null and void. Tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted December 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Vicki I like that! LOL he would starve to death. I do have to confess he already does the dishes when I cook, most of the time! He doesn't however put there away where they belong most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 How clever and fun. I would be ROTFLMAO all day! Give your DH a big smooch. It's obvious he loves you very much. LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted December 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Shana he would surely keep you in stitches. You never know what he will come out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennan100 Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Oh Heidi, how funny! Sounds like he put a LOT of thought into your gift, or the wording , anyway! :D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Heidi...we NEED to keep your DH and my DH apart....they think WAY to much alike.... Between them they could not only be dangeous, but deadly.... thank God Gene doesn't have his BATF license anymore....(The right to purchase explosives). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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