Front Porch Quilting Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Forgetter Be Forgotten?? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Often times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say 'Hi' and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, 'who the hell was that? Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. CAN YOU RELATE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrynight Quilter Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Roxanne, I can relate alright...kinda scary at the same time. I went to work yesterday, (two blocks away) got out of the vehicle, got into school for my 1 hour shift. Had indoor recess because it was -27C with the wind chill. Completed my shift, time to go back home, reached into my jacket pocket for my key and it was not there. check all of my pockets again, not there, checked where we hang our coats, not there, check the desks in the office and the floor, not there...checked the lunchroom floor and shelf, not there, checked the hallways up and downstairs, not there. O.K. now I was baffled to say the least, went back to the office and asked the secretary if she found a key and the answer was no. I went back to the van and decided to look on the ground, not there, thank goodness i had not locked the door so i opened the door and looked high and low on the floor between the seats,on the front seats, on the floor driver's side, along the door...not there. I had an appointment to go to, so i called my dh to come and bring me the spare key. After being razed by him, he did show up and continued to my appointment. finished that and went to the bank and did my business and as i tried to buckle up to go home, my jacket zipper got caught in a little basket type bag that hangs between the front seats. i had to shake and pull on my jacket for this thing to let got and voila,,,,,my lost key was then found. So yeah, I can relate to the above.....Thanks for the good laugh....hope I have a better day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSewSimple Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm there, I think. What was the question?:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Butler Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Oh yeah...i'm definitly there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 It happens to me too:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastiffMomQlt Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 You know WHY that happens, don't you? It's because you're brilliant & creative! You have SO MUCH in your head that silly little things slip away. No worries, Ladies, just remind yourself your BRILLIANT hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathG Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Roxanne, I so can relate to this :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saratogaquilter Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 That is so me!! And I really like Caren's reasoning, too!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandmaLKB Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 OH YEAH !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delld Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Ditto!! Now what was that? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniemueller Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I am so there!!! Thanks for sharing:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mswings Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I'm so there it's scary;);) Thanks Roxanne:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o2b Quilting Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 :o:o Getting there...where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoseCity Quilter Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Been there way to long considering I am only 47! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 So cute... How does that joke go? The little old lady had one leg over the bathtub and she couldn't remember "Was I getting in the tub or getting out of the tub?" Then the door bell rang and she went to answer it and stopped and thought "Was I going up the stairs or going down the stairs?" I really can't remember how the joke ends! Help me!! Somebody!!! My neice told me the other day not to worry...cuz' if I really have Alzheimer's I won't know enough to worry that I might be getting it. Smart girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiltsinmotion Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 welcome to my world :D I am so there had to laugh DH missplaced his car keys today :cool: they say if you loss keys you are ok its when you forget what the keys are for and what to do with them Robin I have heard that joke also for the life of me I can't recall how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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