hollyc Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Bed Bug Quilting----brings a huge groan...my husband thought it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyc Posted August 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Linda S...OMG, what a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 I covet the: A thru D Cup Quilting Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neher-in-law5 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 I thought a good start up name might be Toe Catching Stitching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffq-lar Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Originally posted by Linda S Madelyn - that's too funny, as I caught my little toe on my vacuum cleaner last night and broke it for about the fourth time in my life! It's a lovely shade of purple/black this morning. Sigh. So sorry about your toe, Linda. That is so painful! Just another lesson why housework is so dangerous and to be avoided if at all possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyc Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Thank you all, you made my day with all the suggestions. It is fun to vent in a safe place. No one quite realizes the interesting customers and quilts that arrive on our door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lsilver Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I actually though of Silver Lining Longarm Quilting, because of my last name. But I am still quilting mostly for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmilner Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Linda, so sorry to hear about your toe:( Here's mine: Butt Ugly Quilting Sevices Over the Top Quilting Services EXTREME Quilting Services Yodis & Conn Quilting Services, named after my cat Yodi and my dog Armstrong who steals food and was nicknamed "convict" How can you tell I endured 6 teenagers (5boys and 1 girl-hell on wheels) 3 mine, 3 step Donna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeke Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 How about "Ripped & Taddered Longarm Service" , "Dirt Floor Quilting", or "Flypaper Stitchers' on the Run". Years ago I had one of my clients call me the "Needle & Bullet Quilter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmarlet Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 We Don't Give a Stitch Quilting You Want WHAT? Quilting Pedal to the Medal Quilting - we do quick work of you quilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merryjo2003 Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 My sister is a fishing quide (trophy trout) and they call her the "Fish Bitch" because it's male dominated and she out-fishes the male guides. I wanted to be called the "Stitch Bitch" but I thought it might be off-putting to my older customers. It just makes me laugh! Keeping it all in the family..........I settled for "Creative Quilting!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmarlet Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Merry Jo, How about "Bitchin' Stitchin' "? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyderj9k Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 There is a Quilt Coop in Iowa that is on a farm. And Cosmic Cow in Lincoln...and they opened a second quilt shop...The Udder Store. I think that is hilarious and I LOVE the Cosmic Cow!!! They have such unique fabrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Merry Jo, I'm glad you didn't name your business The Quilt Police {{{groan}}} :cool: We have a quilt shop up here called the Calico Cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just so y'all know for the record, I don't drink and drive my longarm! ;);):cool: And... we have a gun in the house but I have no idea how to load it, sure as heck don't know how to aim and shoot it so ... that's probably a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeke Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hey Shana, I have a few as well and I know how to load and shoot them. HE HE HE!!!!!!!!!!!!! zeke...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzanp Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 white flag quilters season is open!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Last night I thought of a few more "improbable" quilting business names: You Can't Afford Me Longarm Machine Quilting Services Two Year Backlog Longarm Machine Quilting Services Git Er Dun! Longarm Machine Quilting Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyc Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Thought of another one: Cowboy Quilting: Have longarm and know how to use it OOOH, that start a whole nother line of improbables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Fake It 'Till I Make It Longarm Machine Quilting Services quilterkp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judi Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Funny! I really enjoy the "real" quilt shop names too - how silly people can be! Helps to be able to laugh at yourself too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Here's another one! I'm on a roll... Meandering Ways Machine Quilting Services (cuz meander is the only pattern I know how to quilt) (btw IRL, I like doing meander!!) I have this meander design I created called the "Hippie Stipple" it's really fun, funky and FAST!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judi Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 o.k. now I want to see just what a "Hippie Stipple" looks like.... come on .... please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mestuart Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 me too, what does Hippie Stipple look like? I've enjoyed the names. Thanks for this mornings smile. Stay safe and happy stitchin everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeke Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 I think that hippie stipple is quilted with long strands of hair instead of thread. zeke........ quiltmonkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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