Liam Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 This is a good one you got to read!!! (second story further in post) An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......."Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!" Moral of this story... Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'. You did notice the size of the print, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynn W Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiltGuy Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggienoella Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Thanks for the much needed laugh! Joan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaR Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 I so badly needed a laugh this morning,,, Liam, thank you for posting this, and yep, I'm one of the "Youthfully Challenged". Hee Hee.. love it. Rita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSewSimple Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Hahahahaha! Another true story you might like: Here in "The Burg" we have had a hard time of late electing a Mayor! Seems folks just can't follow voting protocol. There is a name for that, however, it is called "Electile Dysfunction!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primitive1 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Loved it...thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted September 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 HOW TO BE GRACIOUSJennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused."Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.'' P.S. Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heirloom Quilter Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Love your stories,Liam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltingjoyful51 Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Love it. Thanks for the smiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniemueller Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Thanks for making me smile Liam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LisaC Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 HaHa, Too Funny. Thank you for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyh Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I was just needing a good laugh!! Thanks, Liam, and Sylvia!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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