quiltmonkey Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 A coworker sent this to me; I got a giggle. ----- Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 15th 2008 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday\'s noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You\'re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandra Darlington Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Thanks for the laughs. Now tell me, how can I sign up DH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudiaPfeil Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 those classes will keep men busy;):cool: It seems to be the same all over the world;):cool: Gone sleeping..... Claudia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eswindy Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Very Funny... The class will fillup fast if the wife\'s are signing them up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 My DH over a 34 year period has taken several of these courses and I have to admit passed some and FAILED some miserablly. Passed #1,2,3,5, 10,12,13 Failed....the rest...most of these I too have given up on...but I will not let him fail #11. We work on that one a lot....especially after the MIL leaves...from a long visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renae Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 LOL........what a hoot Shana:D:D:D I just have to share this one. It is just too good to leave alone. Renae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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