LinneaMarie Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 The Airplane After an British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain activated the public address system and announced... "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying non-stop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ... OH MY GOD." Silence followed .......! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom... "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I frightened you. As I was speaking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of tea in my lap." Then he added, "You should see the front of my trousers!" From one of the seats, an Irish passenger shouted ... "Jaysus, ya should see the back of mine!" :P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodlebug Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April W Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 ROFLMAO! Thanks that is just what I needed!:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmiequilts Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 HA HA HA:D:D:P:o:o:D:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 :P:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 I can see that happening.....:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinneaMarie Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Me too, Bonnie. Me too!:P except it would be me instead of the Irish guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.A Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Good One! Nancy in Tucson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meg_marsh Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 :P:P - too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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