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The best one that I want to get designed well comes from when my husband handed me a 5 inch long green thread in church--neither one of us was wearing green! (came up with this during the service until I was distracted by the sermon!)

She quilts,

I find thread---

—in my clothes,

—in my bed,

—in my every nook,

Therefore, in defense---I cook!

And he does!

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Here is a poem that was printed in the Des Moines Area Quilt Guild about 20 some years ago. I love this poem.

The Quilter

Once my fingers touch the threads

Washing, dusting, unmade beds

Fade away to nothingness

And I in complete happiness

Let my heart soar with masters past

The patches blend designs so fast

That time flies by

And there am I...

Peaceful, creative, contented, whole -

Quilting becomes my very soul.

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I've been real busy trying to get a quilt in under deadline, but let's see what I can come up with.....

Addicted to Quilting

She learned to quilt on Monday.

Her stitches all were very fine.

She forgot to thaw out dinner.

so we went out to dine.

She quilted miniatures on Tuesday.

she says they are a must.

They really were quite lovely.

But she forgot to dust.

On Wednesday it was a sampler.

She says stippling's fun.

What highlights! What Shadows!

But the laundry wasn't done.

Nine patches were on Thursday -

Green, yellow, blue and red.

I guess she really was engrossed;

She never made the bed.

It was wall hangings on Friday,

In colors she adores.

It never bothered her at all,

That crumbs were on the floors.

I found a maid on Saturday,

My week is now complete.

My wife can quilt the hours away;

The house will still be neat.

Well, now it's only Sunday,

I think I'm about to wilt.

I cursed, I raved, I ranted,

Cause the MAID has learned to QUILT!

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Here's another:

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,

The only one sleeping was Quilter's dear spouse.

The Log Cabin stockings were almost completed,

"Just a few stitches left, "our sweet quilter repeated,

"Then I can hang them and head off to finish

The pillows I'm making, fulfilling Mom's wish

For something "quilty" to put on her couch",

As she pricked her poor finger, our quilter yelled, "Ouch!"

....When from out in the kitchen there arose such a crashing,

She sprang from her work , and she dropped all her sashing.

Away to the doorway she flew like a plane,

Wondering just what was happening and who she could blame.

When what to her wondering eyes should appear,

But Old Mrs Claus and her bag of quilt-gear....

....With her elves bearing gifts, through the kitchen she came,

She directed and pointed and called them by name.

"Now Elna, now Pfaff, now Bernina and Viking,

The Hoffman and Mumm should be just to her liking.

To the sewing room - there, it's just back of the hall,

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

"My Dear," said The Claus (as she liked to be called),

There really is no need to worry at all.

Your projects will all be completed this night,

I'm terribly sorry we gave you a fright.

Sit down. Have some tea. It's relaxing, you'll see.

My friends and I've come a long way to help Thee.

She thought she was dreaming, our Dear Quilter did,

In fact she quite feared that she'd near' flipped her lid!

But the flash of the needles and twist of the thread

Soon gave her to know she had nothing to dread.

They spoke no more words, but went straight to their sewing.

How the work went so quickly she had no way of knowing.

The stitches, how tiny! The corners, how straight!

This Claus-woman's talent was awfully great.

They finished the pillows, then started a quilt.

Before they all knew it, the whole thing was built!...

Now old Mrs. Claus, she knew quilters real well,

And she knew they'd need help on this night most of all

So she said to our quilter, "Just move over, dear,

I've brought my own needle. We'll get done, never fear.

I told dear old Santa about what quilters do.

How they plan all these projects but have other work too.

So he taught me his magic for doing things fast.

There, that pillow's done. Now this is the last."

They tidied their thread snips, and picked up the scraps

And chased our dear quilters six cats from their laps.

They left behind gingerbread (just to be nice)

And the whole house smelled sweetly of Christmas and spice.

As they scurried away with their thimbles still gleaming

Dear Mrs. Claus paused, her cap ribbons streaming.

"Merry Christmas, my dear, now just have a ball!

Relax and enjoy. Happy Quilting to all!"

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And another one, just for all us longarmers:

The Longarmer Quilter’s Prayer

Dear Lord,

So far today I am doing all right.

I haven’t ripped a hole in a top or stitched my sleeve to the leaders.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I haven’t had to rip out any stitches or put a PITA customer in her place.

I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.

I have not charged anything on my credit card.

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then.

Amen

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Here's another:

Let Me Sew!

(to the tune of “Let It Snow!”)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,

But the fabric is so delightful.

I wish I’d no place to go:

Let me sew, let me sew, let me sew!

My kitchen floor needs some mopping,

But I’ve bought some beads for topping.

I’ve got to finish my UFO:

Let me sew, let me sew, let me sew!

When I’m finally off my feet,

I’ll forget all about my home.

My family will want to eat –

They better call for pizza on the phone!

The stitches are finally flying,

And the seams are flatly lying.

If they really do love me so,

They’ll let me sew, let me sew, let me sew!

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And the last one for now - gotta go get that quilt done!!

Take me out to the Quilt Shop

Take me out with the crowd

Buy me some fabric right off the rack

I don't care if I never get back

Let me root, root, root for the new stuff

If it don't come, I won't stop

For it's one, two, three trips and more

To the old Quilt Shop!

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Originally posted by barbm

And another one, just for all us longarmers:

The Longarmer Quilter’s Prayer

Dear Lord,

So far today I am doing all right.

I haven’t ripped a hole in a top or stitched my sleeve to the leaders.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

I haven’t had to rip out any stitches or put a PITA customer in her place.

I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.

I have not charged anything on my credit card.

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then.

Amen

Oh Barb--I made this one up several years ago and posted it--I had nearly forgotten about it!;)

My newest fave is a sign given to me to hang in the studio--a blessing...

"May All Your Bobbins Be Full."

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These are great. I am copying them to use with my other quilting friends. I want to give credit where due, so Barb, did you write the ones that you shared? They are so cute. You are quite talented at writing as well as quilting. I hope that we can keep adding to this.

I too would like to see some poems or quotes that we can add to quilt gifts that we give.

Sharon

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