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I OWE MY MOTHER FOR ALL OF THESE

"FAMOUS" STATEMENTS

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC..

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident!"

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. ! My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do"

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until your father gets home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Happy Mother's day to all,

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ROFLOL :P:P Oh to be young again.

That brought tears to my eyes! Especially number 20!

How many times I sent my daughters back in to the house to change from flip flops to boots before mowing the lawn. I had this picture in my mind----my youngest dropped a huge rock on her toe when she was three, it tore the whole big toenail off! Blood, tears, and she couldn't move! I had to run to her.

Terrible to laugh at it now. I always asked myself, "What in the world was she doing picking up a rock that big?" Just what was she going to do with a rock that big?"

Thanks for the laugh. Happy Mother's Day to you too.

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I could hear my mother there for a second, and if I were to pass it on to my daughters....well, we\\ll leave that alone. Thanks for the chuckle though.

Happy Mother's Day, may all your choice be a simple as choosing Bubbles or Bath salts, I know I will use both, just because!

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I saw something today that made me stop and think and then a huge smile.

Wash your hands and say your prayers often. Because germs and Jesus are everywhere......

Made me think....and I like those moments.

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Wow! It's true, we all become our mother! When I stop laughing, I'm going to forward this to my daughter who is celebrating her first Mother's Day. Bonnie, I love your remembrance! I'm going to use it with the grandkids- what a great legacy to pass on! Wishing everyone a wonderful Mother's Day- do something for your self!!

Lyn Heilman

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