bobbi Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl \'Will you marry me?\' The girl said:\'NO!\' And the girl lived happily ever-after - she went shopping, dancing, camping, drank wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, quilted whenever she wanted - day or night, bought as much fabric, thread, patterns, as she wanted. Bought the top of the line Millie with everything! Did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn\'t get fat, traveled to all the shows, had many loves, didn\'t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater,never watched sports, never wore friggin\' lacy lingerie that went up her behind, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant and happy all the time. The End I just roared when I read this! This is for all us single gals out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramona-quilter Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 ROFLMAO, too funny, Bobbi. And so accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seakitten Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Not so sure about the not getting fat part . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinaCollins Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Too funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskazooli Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajab Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Somedays don\'t we all wish that was us. I know I do. Thanks for sharing Bobbi. Angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbi Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Catherine: Yeah, hmmm - the fat part..... after I got my new hip a couple of years ago I spent a little too much time on the couch! ahem, tooo much time. But now I\'m working on that. and being on my feet most of the day at my Ulti 1 sure helps! It\'s a work out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammoman Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 LOL...ya know, every joke has a little truth in it. I was reading a study not long ago; It said that married women live shorter lives than unmarried women and, in general , are less happy. On the flip side, married men live longer lives than unmarried men and tend to be happier. Hehehe...I\'m married, I\'m happy and I expect to live FOREVER!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeoldeforest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Your poor, poor wife!! I bet you give her a hard time when she buys fabric too!!! You bad, bad boy!!! Remind me...if I ever divorce...to never re-marry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 That is a fairytale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Ammo, if you plan to live forever, it\'s obvious you love your wife! I guess the moral of the story is: If you\'re happy you will live a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Linda S Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 This is no fairytale! I\'m livin\' it! Except I bought a nice light-weight Liberty instead of a heavy Millie. Life is awesome!! Linda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskazooli Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 No, no, no, my Millie, Annabella, is a light-weight too. She is wonderful and I love her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheryll Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Fairy Tale Version 2 Once upon a time a girl was living the life you describe going to quilt shows, buying fabric, making way too many quilts. In comes a handsome retired prince via E Harmony who sweeps princess off her feet marries her and surrenders large 3 bedroom basement for the princess to put her long arm. All bedrooms are now devoted to fabric storage. The princess still attends quilt shows but it\'s even better because the prince wanted the princess to retire so now the princess has time to quilt more and pet her Chihuahua. The prince does occasionally insist he really wants to go to the International Quilt Festival in Long Beach this year. He also tags along to Quilting in the Pines in Flagstaff but she draws the line and says no he cannot go to the Road To California in January. Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Cheryl! LOL! I love your version of the fairy tale.. but I already know that your prince and princess are living it in real life! Lucky you and lucky DH, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbi Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Cheryll: You are one lucky princess! Glad you\'re livin\' it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoryJM Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 That is soooo funny! Can I make just one tiny change? Can I have a guy around to shoe my horses, haul the hay and do anything else that might be dangerous?? Other than that...I\'m with you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbi Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 If we dream it............it will be so! (and with a wave of my fairy wand [actuall my yard stick] it IS SO!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoryJM Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Thank you Fairy Godmother!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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