doodlebug Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 i LOVE corny jokes! these were emailed to me from someone who knows this.... hope at least one makes you giggle my fav is the snowman/vampire one... How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 they are missing one: How to you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 ROFLOL:P:P:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoleneK Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 LOL all too funny! Love corny jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 The golfer/skydiver one is FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbigailE Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Thank you for that doodlebug! I surely did laugh out loud. A stick indeed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmiequilts Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Thanks Doodlebug, :cool: I can always use a good chuckle! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelette67 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Gotta love a posting that makes you LOL.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennan100 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I like the stick one, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veg-girl Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 What's brown and sticky? A stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What's the white stuff in chicken poop? That's chicken poop too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Too funny:P:P:P What does a duck put in his soup? Qrackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Butler Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What do you call a peeping Tom under the bleachers at a game? Seymour Butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 If a cabbage and a carrot had a race, who would win? The cabbage, of course! Why? Because it's ahead! (get it? a head?) Groooan! (PS I swear to God that I did not make this joke up! I heard it when I was a small kid and remember it to this day!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What time is it when the elephant sits on your fence? It's time to get a new fence, of course! Duh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreacher Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 When you look up in the sky and you see a flock of geese flying in the V formation they fly in, often you will notice that one side of the V is longer than the other. Do you know why one side is longer than the other? More geese on that side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Do you know how to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? You open the door, put him in, and close the door. Do you know how to put an elephant in the refrigerator? You open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Since the lion is the king of the jungle, all the animals gathered and had a great meeting. Who did not come to the meeting? The elephant---he was in the refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 If you were hiking in the jungle and came to the river that was inhabited by crocodiles and alligators, how would you get across? You just walk across. All the alligators and crocodiles are at the great meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Bonnie you are a nut. A hazelnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Isn't it obvious since we live in the middle of a hazel NUT orchard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Those corny jokes came from DH. I wish I could take credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbigailE Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Whose the Father of ALL corny jokes? Pop corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 LOL...Abigail...that is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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