Omega QW Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure, and he will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do, live without fear, and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to feel confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait--sorry--I'm thinking of wine. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega QW Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure, and he will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do, live without fear, and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to feel confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait--sorry--I'm thinking of wine. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltinginthecountry Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 That's funny. I read it to my hubby, he thought it was funny too. He has a great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltinginthecountry Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 That's funny. I read it to my hubby, he thought it was funny too. He has a great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Linda S Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Hmmm - this could be why I'm single and have a nice wine stash!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Linda S Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Hmmm - this could be why I'm single and have a nice wine stash!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSewSimple Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Hahahahahaha! I am having a bottle (oh, I mean, glass) now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSewSimple Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Hahahahahaha! I am having a bottle (oh, I mean, glass) now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffq-lar Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 :P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffq-lar Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 :P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Now, Now you girls are not being very nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Now, Now you girls are not being very nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witha'K'quilting Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witha'K'quilting Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Originally posted by sagebrushquilter no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Me, too. I love my DH;;;he's a keeper. But I love love love that lucious red wine, toooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Originally posted by sagebrushquilter no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Me, too. I love my DH;;;he's a keeper. But I love love love that lucious red wine, toooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Originally posted by quiltmonkey Originally posted by sagebrushquilter no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Me, too. I love my DH;;;he's a keeper. But I love love love that lucious red wine, toooooooooo! I was thinking the same thing...while I was reading it...yepper that's my DH and then got to the punch line...laughed, but didn't agree. Me...too married to my bestest friend. But have known to enjoy a good red wine as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Originally posted by quiltmonkey Originally posted by sagebrushquilter no real comment...as my best friend is my husband! no joke! Me, too. I love my DH;;;he's a keeper. But I love love love that lucious red wine, toooooooooo! I was thinking the same thing...while I was reading it...yepper that's my DH and then got to the punch line...laughed, but didn't agree. Me...too married to my bestest friend. But have known to enjoy a good red wine as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neher-in-law5 Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I was waiting for the punch line to be: "No wait...that's the folks on this board!" Fits for me, but y'all can't have my hubby either, I'm keeping him and have told him that he doesn't have a choice!! It's me for another 50 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neher-in-law5 Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I was waiting for the punch line to be: "No wait...that's the folks on this board!" Fits for me, but y'all can't have my hubby either, I'm keeping him and have told him that he doesn't have a choice!! It's me for another 50 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-Jane Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 O.K I'm brave enough, Here goes --"If I drink enough wine I resemble that remark"--Dave B. P.S. I don't drink either so I'm just like that all the time!!!! Me again LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-Jane Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 O.K I'm brave enough, Here goes --"If I drink enough wine I resemble that remark"--Dave B. P.S. I don't drink either so I'm just like that all the time!!!! Me again LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCramer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 AAHHHH Liam, I'll take you over a bottle of wine, anytime!!! But I don't really drink! Besides you do quilting and wood working and ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCramer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 AAHHHH Liam, I'll take you over a bottle of wine, anytime!!! But I don't really drink! Besides you do quilting and wood working and ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala-T Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I kept waiting for the punch line as well. I'm very lucky to be blessed with a wonderful husband. Now, where is the wine? I wouldn't mind a glass right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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