Mary Beth Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 This is a youtube video the office at the church my son goes to in Ash Grove, MO. on Friday. My DDIL cleans the church and when she opened the secretaries office door she found a squirrel in the office. Jennifer freaked out!!(Her name is Jennifer too, not to be confused with my daughter Jen). Jennifer is the screem you hear at the end of the video. Too funny.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zQSnXzzx0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiltsbyNini1 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Hillarious! Nini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Butler Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 ROFLMAO! Love the part. . . "i'll get yer gun"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyce Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Mary Beth only for you will I sign in and tell you that is the funniest thing I've seen about chasing a squirrel. I need a good laugh to start the day. Thanks Joyce in Lee's Summit MO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Beth Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I about died laughing when my son started telling me the story- told him it sounded like Ray Stevens...he then told me the guy that got it was "Troy" - how fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April W Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 It must have been one of them Baptist squirrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoore1223 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Too funny.....Baptist Squirrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 ROFLMAO! You silly Missourians.... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April W Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 THere's a Ray Stevens song (I think) about squirrels interrupting a revival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Troy did a fantastic job! Loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Beth Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yes, the Ray Steven's song is something like the Mississippi Squirrel....Only in Missouri...and yep...April...it was a Baptist squirrel!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattyJo Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Too funny, Made my day!! Thanks MB:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witha'K'quilting Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Too funny MB. I agree with Sheri....I liked the part too..."I'll get yer gun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffq-lar Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I am tearin' up from laughing so hard! Like they were going to blast a squirrel--in an office--of a church!!!:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The day the squirrel went berserk. In the First Self-Righteous Church Of that sleepy little town of Pascagoula. It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah! This one and the Shriner one were my two fav's....still make me laught. AND Mary Beth I was howling over this video, can't wait for Gene to get home to show it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbi Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Hysterical!!! MB that was great! and Bonnie looks like a song writing career in the making!!! You crack me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 No Bobbi that is actually the last verse of the song...I didn't write....its a hoot if haven't heard it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammi357 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 for Bonnie... Song Lyrics: "Shriner's Convention" Recorded by: "Ray Stevens" Written by: Ray Stevens Album: "Shriner's Convention" - 1980 Published by: Ray Stevens Music, 1707 Grand Avenue Nashville, TN 37212 Here they come down main street, drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar Bands are a playin' and flags are a waivin, and the Vanguard's and Motorcycle Corps Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd and pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile It's a glorious mess, everybody wears a fez the parade stretches out for a mile (Chorus) It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine (Girls) Meanwhile back at the Motel..... (Spoken) "Hello, Operator, give me room 321, please, thank you Hello, Noble Lumpkin? This here is the illustrious Potentate. I said it's the illustrious Potentate. The illustrious...Coy! Dad blame it! This here's Bubba! Coy, why an't you at the parade?! What?! Well, how'd you get that big Harley up there in your room? What?! I can't hear ya' Coy! Quit revvin' it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just want you to know one thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira Delegation! Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there Coy, you hear me? Black tie! Seven o'clock! Be there! And Coy, don't answer the phone, udden udden! Mercy" Well, it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary in the downtown Convention Hall Cold Roast Beef, String Beans, Mashed Potatoes and nine boring speeches in all And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David Wine and Chrysanthemums on each side And the Hahira leaders in their rented Tuxedos made the local hearts swell with pride (Chorus) It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine (Girls) Meanwhile back at the Motel..... (Spoken) "Operator, 321, please. Thank You. Hello, Coy? What are you doin'?! What do you mean, who is this! This is Bubba? Why wasn't you at the banquet? What do you mean all you had to wear was a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt? Well, you may think you're foolin' some people, but I know what's goin' on. Yeah, Ever'body seen the little redhead. That's right, ever'body! Why she come runnin' right through the dinner, right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet. Didn't have nothin' on but your fez, Coy! Coy, you the only one's got a fez with a propeller on top!! Yeah, yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code, too, Coy. Dad blame it we gonna have to change it now, Coy! We gonna have to have a special meetin', we get back to Hahira, about your conduct at this here convention. Embarrassin'!! Now Coy, you be at the secret conclave tonight! You hear me?! And Coy, keep it a secret! Hah!" Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night with mysterious sanctimony In accordance with prescribed rituals of time honored ceremony Matters of grave concern were weighed with dedicated caution Like whether or not to raise at stud or draw or spit in the ocean (Chorus) It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine (Girls) Meanwhile back at the Motel..... (Spoken) "Operator, room three-twenty...How'd you know? Oh! Hello! Coy? Where have you been? No, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that at three o'clock this mornin' you was out there in your Fruit of the Loom's in the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the cocktail lounge! I just hope your mama don't find out about this, Coy! What? Well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there on the high dive, Coy? Now Coy, dad blame it, that ain't no way to act. We supposed to be pillars of the community. When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your ring and your tie tack 'cause Coy, heh-heh, you are out of the Shrine! You gonna be blackballed, boy! That's right! You might even have to pack your bags and leave town! What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels? Coy! Don't you hang up on me! Hello, hello...Don't you crank that motorcycle! Who's that gigglin' in the background, Coy? Hello, hello operator! Yeah, we's cut off! Rroom 321. Dad blame it Coy! You don't hang up on the illustrious Potentate! I said the illustrious Potentate! This is Bubba! Bubba! Coy!...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlette Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 MB that was hilarious!!:P:P I just kept wondering why he didn't open a window and "dirct" the squirrel out. That wouldn't have been nearly as funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renae Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 ROFLMAO.........MB that is just tooooooo funny!!!! I liked the part about getting the gun.....in church???? I needed this laugh for today, it was great. Thanks! Renae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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