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This is a youtube video the office at the church my son goes to in Ash Grove, MO. on Friday. My DDIL cleans the church and when she opened the secretaries office door she found a squirrel in the office. Jennifer freaked out!!(Her name is Jennifer too, not to be confused with my daughter Jen). Jennifer is the screem you hear at the end of the video. Too funny....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zQSnXzzx0

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The day the squirrel went berserk.

In the First Self-Righteous Church

Of that sleepy little town of Pascagoula.

It was a fight for survival,

that broke out in revival.

They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah!

This one and the Shriner one were my two fav's....still make me laught. AND Mary Beth I was howling over this video, can't wait for Gene to get home to show it to him.

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for Bonnie...:D

Song Lyrics: "Shriner's Convention"

Recorded by: "Ray Stevens"

Written by: Ray Stevens

Album: "Shriner's Convention" - 1980

Published by: Ray Stevens Music, 1707 Grand Avenue Nashville, TN 37212

Here they come down main street, drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar

Bands are a playin' and flags are a waivin, and the Vanguard's and Motorcycle Corps

Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd and pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile

It's a glorious mess, everybody wears a fez the parade stretches out for a mile

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time

It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)

"Hello, Operator, give me room 321, please, thank you Hello, Noble Lumpkin?

This here is the illustrious Potentate. I said it's the illustrious Potentate.

The illustrious...Coy! Dad blame it! This here's Bubba! Coy, why an't you at

the parade?! What?! Well, how'd you get that big Harley up there in your room?

What?! I can't hear ya' Coy! Quit revvin' it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just

want you to know one thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira

Delegation! Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there Coy,

you hear me? Black tie! Seven o'clock! Be there! And Coy, don't answer the

phone, udden udden! Mercy"

Well, it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary in the downtown Convention Hall

Cold Roast Beef, String Beans, Mashed Potatoes and nine boring speeches in all

And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David Wine and Chrysanthemums on each side

And the Hahira leaders in their rented Tuxedos made the local hearts swell with pride

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time

It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)

"Operator, 321, please. Thank You. Hello, Coy? What are you doin'?!

What do you mean, who is this! This is Bubba? Why wasn't you at

the banquet? What do you mean all you had to wear was a Hawaiian

flowerdy shirt? Well, you may think you're foolin' some people, but

I know what's goin' on. Yeah, Ever'body seen the little redhead.

That's right, ever'body! Why she come runnin' right through the dinner,

right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet. Didn't have nothin' on but

your fez, Coy! Coy, you the only one's got a fez with a propeller on top!!

Yeah, yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code, too, Coy.

Dad blame it we gonna have to change it now, Coy! We gonna have to

have a special meetin', we get back to Hahira, about your conduct at

this here convention. Embarrassin'!! Now Coy, you be at the secret

conclave tonight! You hear me?! And Coy, keep it a secret! Hah!"

Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night with mysterious sanctimony

In accordance with prescribed rituals of time honored ceremony

Matters of grave concern were weighed with dedicated caution

Like whether or not to raise at stud or draw or spit in the ocean

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time

It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

(Girls)

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....

(Spoken)

"Operator, room three-twenty...How'd you know? Oh! Hello! Coy?

Where have you been? No, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that

at three o'clock this mornin' you was out there in your Fruit of the Loom's

in the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the

cocktail lounge! I just hope your mama don't find out about this, Coy! What?

Well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there on the high dive, Coy?

Now Coy, dad blame it, that ain't no way to act. We supposed to be pillars

of the community. When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your

ring and your tie tack 'cause Coy, heh-heh, you are out of the Shrine! You

gonna be blackballed, boy! That's right! You might even have to pack your

bags and leave town! What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels?

Coy! Don't you hang up on me! Hello, hello...Don't you crank that motorcycle!

Who's that gigglin' in the background, Coy? Hello, hello operator! Yeah, we's

cut off! Rroom 321. Dad blame it Coy! You don't hang up on the illustrious

Potentate! I said the illustrious Potentate! This is Bubba! Bubba! Coy!...."

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