doodlebug Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lib Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Shannon, I wish I had thought of that. That is too funny. I had new windows installed last year also but I paid for them!! Lib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeAnn Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Shannon, Men can be so "blonde"!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delld Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Now I know why my new replacement contract reguires that they are fully paid for the day they are installed!!! LOL BTW I love it, Shannon. Wish I had thought of that before signing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennan100 Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Waaaayyyy funny!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewcrazy4quilting Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 hehehe thanks for the funny Shanon. How did you know I needed one? Lots of "drama" with the in-laws today. Felt good to laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Linda S Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I love it. Off to bleach my hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CindyT Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I just read this to DH and we laughed and laughed! Thanks for the funny! Love the new avatar, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltinginthecountry Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I read this to my hubby while having coffee. Mistake.....I'm still wiping coffee. Thanks for a great start. By the way, your picture looks great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda G. Craig Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 I read this before somewhere, and it still makes me laugh! Too funny! :P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 GREAT! now you tell me. I paid for mine when I signed the contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 LOL too funny. Connie you must not have gotten the full strength of blond!:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 Haaaaa! cute joke. Darn it! Wished I knew this "smart comeback line" a month ago... we just replaced all of our windows in the house with 5 star energy vinyl windows (has the argon gas inside) and we paid the contractor already so it's too late for me. Maybe I'll dye my hair blonde anyway. Hello!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primitive1 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 :D:D very cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekah Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 oh my gosh I can't believe how incredibly clever of you to tell him that. I would love to have been a fly on the wall in his office. thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindasewsit Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandra Darlington Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Great come-back! The mouthful of my morning coffee almost came our through my nose as I was trying to swallow and laugh at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinneaMarie Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 :P:P:P I've heard it before, but it was double funny from you darlin'!!!:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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