meg Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 i thought this was hilarious. i also liked it cause it says i am blessed! BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT! 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (how true) 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. 30. I quilt, therefore I am. :P:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaR Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 roflmho. Thanks for posting that Meg. It is hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Linda S Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Thanks for the chuckle! I needed it today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandmaLKB Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 :P:P:P:P:P #3 is my favorite............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne from Guam Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 The gene pool could use a little chlorine! Thanks Meg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 #23 is keeping my funny bone stimulated. LOL... Thanks for the chuckles! Anita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiltsinmotion Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 oh my gosh how true and funny I can relate to many :P:P:P thanks Meg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 My fav is #5. Hilarious and thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltingjoyful51 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 You brought tears to my eyes, Thanks I enjoyed the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindasewsit Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzanp Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 30. I QUILT, therefore I am!!!!!! Isn't that the icing on the cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Great way to start Thursday morning, a cup of coffee, english muffin and a laugh from my APQS buddies:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan Grady Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hill Air E Us!:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBQLTN2 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 That was great! Thank you for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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