zeke 287 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Just the other day I was in the garage quilting when I decided to go outside in back and take a little nap on the hammock. It wasn't too hot out and not cold either, just a fine day to take a snooze outside. I lay there just hanging out with my dog listening to the sounds of the day. There was a light breeze and I could hear an airplane flying by overhead. I could also hear the nearby river and an occasional traveling truck driving by a half mile away. About a 20 minutes into the my daydream the orbital sprinklers came on and nearly scared the crap out of me and dumped on the ground drenching me with water. The dog just layed there looking at me. With a snicker and a wipe of my backhand across my mouth, I got up and stomped my feet. Anyways, I layed back down on the hammock and let the water just hit me. It was warm and it couldn't hurt anyway. Once the water stopped I started to dry and slowly fell asleep. I woke up about 1 1/2 hour later alarmed and confused. I looked for the dog out of the corner of my eye and nearly fainted. It wasn't my dog I was looking at, but a skunk. I froze and so did it. To be continued.................................................. 2 Boni and Heritage Keepsakes reacted to this Quote by the hour......................... APQS Ultimate I/Compuquilter Millennium ztrbrg@yahoo.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quilting Grammy 54 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Funny can't wait for the rest. Skunk! Quote Connie Any day that I get to quilt is a great day. Freedom SR 2011 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heritage Keepsakes 141 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 What a funny story. I can't wait for episode 2. Quote Julie & "The Pearl Girl" Hand guided 2012 Blissed Millennium with Glide. http://heritage-keepsakes.blogspot.com.au Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WestieMom 29 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Zeke, you left us hanging...what happened next???? Quote 2010 Lenni ~ Life is a journey...enjoy the ride! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dustee 5 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 How funny Zeke. Tell us the rest. Please, I am dyeing to hear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Primitive1 801 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Quote http://www.flickr.com/photos/sewmanyquiltssewlittletime/ Proud Millie Owner! Sew Many Quilts - Sew Little Time Custom Long Arm Quilting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly 130 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Bahahahaha Quote Jessica Noonan Butterfly Quilting Studio http://www.jessicaquilts.blogspot.com APQS Freedom SR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apylinski 97 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Oh please continue...this is entertaining. Great story. Quote Ann Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoseCity Quilter 570 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Please don't leave us hanging too long! Quote Quilting from the Heart APQS Millenium, Circle Lord equipped, hand guided and lov'n it!!! http://rosecityquilter.wordpress.com/ http://qfth.ca Quilting From the Heart is on Facebook! RoseCity Quilter is also on Facebook!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deb Semmens 14 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Quote http://iowacomfort.blogspot.com/ Everyday is a good day when you get to play with fabric! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeAnn 105 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Too funny!!!! and then what happened......??? (don't leave us hanging too long!) Quote LeeAnn Meduna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustSewSimple 596 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Oh, how funny! I can't wait to hear more!! Now, where was the dog? Quote Just Sew Simple Sylvia Blissett APQS Freedom '09 "Stitch" Circle Lord 2010 “"Until one has loved an animal, Part of their soul remains unawakened.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neher-in-law5 253 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 I think you are still asleep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
witha'K'quilting 333 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 great story so far! Quote Kristina at website http://withakquilting.blogspot.com/ and personal blog http://froggybottomquilting.blogspot.com/ Hoppily quilting along with FROGGER - my Green Millennium, and TOAD - my Liberty. Quiltazoid equipped too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farmwife Darlene 7 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 What a cliff hanger! Quote APQS Millennium/IQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boni 6 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 And the moral of the story....??? Quote Boni Statler http://nabqc.com/ http://nabqc.blogspot.com/ http://picasaweb.google.com/bonniesews "Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." Helen Keller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoryJM 76 Report post Posted October 11, 2012 Yikes!! I once had a coyote go within about 20 feet of me (and never see me), but that's nothing compared to a skunk!!! What happened; are you now bathing in tomato juice???? Quote Dorothy MillerAPQS Sales Representative Crazy Horse Quilting Sequim, WA http://www.crazyhors...g.blogspot.com/ To Ride or Not to Ride...what a stupid question!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites