quiltmonkey Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 A duck walked into a bar and asked for some crackers. The bartender said no. The next day he went into the bar again and asked for some crackers. The bartender said no. The next day the duck came in again and asked for some crackers. The bartender said "No, and if you ask for crackers one more time I will nail your beak to the bartop." The next day the duck came in and asked if the bartender had any nails, "No." the bartender said. Then the duck asked "Do you have any crackers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizziesgirl Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mswings Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Cute :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-Jane Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlhdesigns Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 :P:P:P:P:P:P:P love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CindyT Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Smart duck! Conversation between two hillbillies... M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S M R ducks. L I B, M R ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delld Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I agree! Very smart duck!!!!!:cool::cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o2b Quilting Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Way to start the morning with a chuckle. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.A Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Thanks, Shana. I love starting the day with a smile Nancy in Tucson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisquilter Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 On that happy note, I am heading to the machine! Have a great day everyone! chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Thanks for the chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastiffMomQlt Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 LOL! Love it. Better not tell my ducks that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Cute! What does a duck put in his soup? Quakers:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekah Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 :P:P:P:P:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primitive1 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 :D:D, Thanks for the chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I love to laugh.....loud and long and clear! I like a joke that makes you think like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevera Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Very cute... :P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindasewsit Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQuiltToo Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Thanks for the quackers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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