matildanme Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree. I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me. Could it be cardstock or kits or lace? Or a Machine, I said, with a smile on my face. And that's when I heard him, "Hi Santa, " I said. "You know....good little girls should be in their beds". "I know I should Santa, and now I've got caught. But I was just so excited to see what you brought." "Well, let's take a look in this room where you work. He shook his head quickly, and left with a jerk. I heard him exclaim as he put it in gear. "You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffq-lar Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Hilarious!!:P:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 LOL! Shared it with my friends......... thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewcrazy4quilting Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 hehehe good1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWBowser Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Come on Santa, a girl can never have enough "crap". Bring on the fabric, patterns, books, rulers, machine and thread!!!! Charlotte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Oh man, I forwarded this to my hubby and forgot to put an exclaimer on the post....DANG....I hope he didn't think I was refering to myself. Ye of little faith....I will make sure he gets the message....I wasn't refering to me... More Crap is always welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnBarb Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Did your husband make that up?? Too cute but I'm not showing it to mine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagecl Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 :P:P Way too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Butler Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meg_marsh Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting Heidi Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I don't think I'll share with hubby! Very cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda G. Craig Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Oh geez, and it started out so well! LOL! I'm not showing my hubby either. Too funny! :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiltmonkey Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ohh so true! I've often wondered why Santa never visits me anymore. Now I know why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boni Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 That's just for children, right??? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennan100 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Now see, Santa could never say that about me! I can always use more crap! (And I dish it out as we'll...). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterfly Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ha ha. So true! Love the poem. Jessica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matildanme Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I found it on another chat this morning and quickly popped it here .....I thought it very apt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewlinzi Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 my husband thinks that too. Now I have to buy my own crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandra Darlington Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Love it, and planning to pass it on, too. Thanks for the giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy G Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 :D:D: Bring it on Santa, I just love my quilting crap, beats bubble bath, slippers ,socks, hot water bottles etc anyday. My crap list so far Quiltazoid Dear Jane Rulers Microdrive handles lessons with Linzi a bigger sewing room (I can always dream) Tracy G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I've decide that if DH feels that I was trying to tell him something he can just look around his own workshop and I can claim the same thing. AND no Boni....Santa isn't just for kids....you silly person. Santa is FOR everyone...and mostly for us big kids who forgot to grow up.:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocoholic Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 That was really great. Loved it and did read it to dh as we are sitting hear working on our laptops in front of the fire. ;-) It was too funny not to share, but now I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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